Quote #32398
The tongue weighs practically nothing, But so few people can hold it.
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Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
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Sweet is war to those who know it not.
Quote #10657
You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
Quote #20579
Don’t tell your friends their social faults they will cure the fault and never...
Quote #11968
Horror on earth is real and it is every day. It is like a...
Quote #20895
He was a man, take him for all in all, I shall not look...
Quote #10645
The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.
Quote #13598
Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall...
Quote #2363
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.