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A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
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I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
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My heart is pure as the driven slush.
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If you want to win friends, make it a point to remember them. If...
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The ineffable joy of forgiving and being forgiven forms an ecstasy that might well...
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Worship the potato The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what...
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A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, “And whom...
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Two and two continue to make four, in spite of the whine of the...
Quote #20569
There are two things to aim at in life first, to get what you...
Quote #4849
What seest thou elseIn the dark backward and abysm of time?