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Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter...
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Marry your son when you will, but you daughter when you can.
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We must have infinite faith in each other. If we have not, we must...
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Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like...
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There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and...
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found...
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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Quote #20372
There comes a time in every man’s life and I’ve had many of them.