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To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
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All the people like us are we, And everyone else is They.
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The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having...
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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject...
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My father taught me to work he did not teach me to love it.
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Heaven means to be one with God.
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It is said that our anxiety does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, but...
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Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you’re a thousand...
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One of the fondest expressions around is that we can’t be the world’s policeman....
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Carter Don’t you ever touch a black man’s radio, boy You can do that...