Quote #31022
American soldiers must be turned into lambs and eating them is tolerated.
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A good deal happens in a man’s life that he isn’t responsible for. Fortunate...
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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
Quote #6688
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people...
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Men’s actions are too strong for them. Show me a man who has acted,...
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We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn...
Quote #16806
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
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Writing ought either to be the manufacture of stories for which there is a...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #31303
People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say...