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A torn jacket is soon mended; but hard words bruise the heart of a...
Quote #77
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
Quote #5380
The gods do not protect fools. Fools are protected by more capable fools.
Quote #34063
The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross...
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Programming today is a race between software engineers stirring to build bigger and better...
Quote #19712
If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write...
Quote #228
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
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There are worse things than getting a call for the wrong number at 4...
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #30886
Truth is the safest lie.