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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose...
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The future comes one day at a time.
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...
Quote #11259
A wise man cares not for that which he cannot have.
Quote #2393
“9W”Answer to the question: Do you spell your name with a V, Mr. Vagner?
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God is not on the side of any nation, yet we know He is...
Quote #26510
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #1813
Television is for appearing on – not for looking at.
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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
Quote #6047
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the...