Quote #33694
Some days you’re a bug, some days you’re a windshield.
Quote #25550
Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
Quote #32624
All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
Quote #10799
All the world is queer save thee and me. And even thou art a...
Quote #33900
Thinking is easy, acting is difficult, and to put one’s thoughts into action is...
Quote #5928
Oh God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away...
Quote #20307
I know indeed what evil I intend to do, but stronger than all my...
Quote #27358
All’s fair in love and war.
Quote #17888
I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent,...
Quote #92
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain...