Quote #31326
Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment —...
Quote #11595
For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate...
Quote #26108
Well, we’ve only had a certain number of executions in the last few years-...
Quote #4705
I say, thou mad March hare.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #33205
I have an existential map. It has ‘You are here’ written all over it.
Quote #3598
A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found...
Quote #17313
How dreadful it is when the right judge judges wrong
Quote #1856
Nothing spoils a confession like repentance.
Quote #20866
I hate ingratitude more in a man than lying, vainness, babbling, drunkenness, or any...