Quote #2203
There is no glory in otustripping donkeys.
Quote #34039
Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach...
Quote #25421
The most common of all antagonisms arises from a man’s taking a seat beside...
Quote #8103
Knowledge rests not upon truth alone, but upon error also.
Quote #11803
The world is my lobster.
Quote #839
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Quote #2076
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
Quote #23159
We are no more than candles burning in the wind.
Quote #34850
To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything...
Quote #23627
To strive with an equal is dangerous with a superior, mad with an inferior,...