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The founding fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on...
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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I believe half the unhappiness in life comes from people being afraid to go...
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All my possessions for a moment of time.
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The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is...
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I am the only guinea pig I have.
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If we slide into one of those rare moments of military honesty, we realize...