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I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed...
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All power in human hands is liable to be abused.
Quote #25177
It is better we disintegrate in peace and not in pieces.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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It is difficult to say who do you the most mischief enemies with the...
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly....
Quote #31642
The mission before us as ambassadors is to assure peace among, as it were,...
Quote #21344
The older dictators fell because they could never supply their subjects with enough bread,...
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Reading furnishes the mind only with materials of knowledge; it is thinking that makes...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...