Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #11790
Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
Quote #34266
It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Quote #32558
Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...
Quote #1304
Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
Quote #25963
Then give to the world the best you have. And the best will come...
Quote #18126
Men are but children of a larger growth, Our appetites as apt to change...
Quote #33072
Just what is it that America stands for If she stands for one thing...
Quote #19598
The Way of Heaven is to benefit others and not to injure. The Way...
Quote #2062
What is virtue but the trades unionism of the married.