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Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.
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Not that the story need be long, but it will take a long while...
Quote #1975
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Quote #20894
No, ’tis slander, Whose edge is sharper than the sword, whose tongue Outvenoms all...
Quote #29348
If you must choose between two paths, either of which will bring death and...
Quote #34272
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Quote #30082
The deepest human defeat suffered by human beings is constituted by the difference between...
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Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to...
Quote #33741
Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly...
Quote #31323
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.