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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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Speak what you think to-day in words as hard as cannon-balls and to-morrow speak...
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Never do things others can do and will do if there are things others...
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No matter how much you disagree with your kin, if you are a thoroughbred...
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Quotation, n The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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It’s so easy to be wicked without knowing it, isn’t it
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A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and...
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It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do.
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Statistician A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits that under analysis some...
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How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your...