Quote #6161
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
Quote #18658
God gives the nuts but he does not crack them.
Quote #13229
I fixed my eyes on the larget cloud, as if, when it passed out...
Quote #22192
Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am...
Quote #30491
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
Quote #21892
The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.
Quote #19802
A person’s mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original...
Quote #23283
What power has love but forgiveness In other words by its intervention what has...
Quote #4609
Time the devourer of all things.
Quote #28356
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...