Quote #25086
Indeed, man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make...
Quote #33206
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it
Quote #23460
Mingle some brief folly with your wisdom.
Quote #16786
Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you....
Quote #3664
How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to...
Quote #30401
I’m disappointed, but I’m not going to run around like Dennis Rodman and head-butt...
Quote #12716
Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
Quote #18651
Love your neighbor, but don’t tear down your fence.
Quote #8135
God is really only another artist, he made the elephat, giraffe and cat. He...
Quote #16806
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.