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You can always tell youre in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic...
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It is the mind that maketh good or ill, that maketh wretch or happy,...
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Love cures people — both the ones who give it and the ones who...
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Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
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I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...
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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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Give a man a fire and keep him warm for a day. Light a...
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The greater the difficulty, the more the glory in surmounting it.
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The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
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If i cannot smoke in heaven, then i shall not go.