Quote #27939
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
Quote #13964
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Quote #16500
There are very few monsters who warrant the fear we have of them.
Quote #23758
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day...
Quote #19124
What great delight it is to see the ones we love and then to...
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #28230
There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
Quote #23166
The nail that sticks out is hammered down.
Quote #28734
What I’m concerned about is the people who don’t dwell on the meaninglessness of...
Quote #28102
In my day, we didn’t have self-esteem, we had self-respect, and no more of...