Quote #11261
A word out of season may mar a whole lifetime.
Quote #8846
In addition to my other numerous acquaintances, I have one more intimate confidant. My...
Quote #11265
Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.
Quote #19503
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
Quote #1704
Exercise ferments the humors, casts them into their proper channels, throws off redundancies, and...
Quote #335
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #29850
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #2462
The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that carries any reward.
Quote #28031
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your...
Quote #23468
Make money, money by fair means if you can, if not, but any means...