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Children have neither a past nor a future. Thus they enjoy the present– which...
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Those who profess to favor freedom, yet deprecate agitation, are men who want crops...
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When the candles are out all women are fair.
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A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
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Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted...
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Madonna is just a hooker that doesn’t get paid.
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My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
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There is no one quite as angry as someone who has just lost a...
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I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that...
Quote #31082
Though thou has never so many counselors, yet do not forsake the counsel of...