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I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you...
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We had the sky up there, and we used to lay on our backs...
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It’s easy to sit and scoff at an old man’s folly. But also, check...
Quote #31042
So much is a man worth as he esteems himself.
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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the...
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To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
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Be a yardstick of quality. Some people aren’t used to an environment where excellence...
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Time eases all things.
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The aim of education should be to teach us rather how to think, than...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...