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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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What is a minority The chosen heroes of this earth have been in a...
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If someone offers to furnish a sure test, ask what the test was which...
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God don’t make no mistakes. That’s how He got to be God.
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What is a seer? A man who with luck tells the truth sometimes, with...
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Often sound advice turns out to be totally wrong. Sometimes things turn out in...
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The whole problem with news on television comes down to this: all the words...
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“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be...
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Be wiser than other people if you can but do not tell them so.
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The sensibility of man to trifles, and his insensibility to great things, indicates a...