Quote #20293
Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.
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If this is coffee, please bring me some tea but if this is tea,...
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
Quote #15543
We would frequently be ashamed of our good deeds if people saw all of...
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There is no calamity which a great nation can invite which equals that which...
Quote #1859
Communism is like one big phone company.
Quote #9139
Friends are born, not made.
Quote #14452
Art is never finished, only abandoned.
Quote #19094
Tell me not, in mournful numbers,Life is but an empty dreamFor the soul is...
Quote #26625
Every game ever invented by mankind, is a way of making things hard for...