Quote #18292
Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.
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Ray D’you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds
Quote #20336
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
Quote #10670
If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.
Quote #25780
Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...
Quote #5238
Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.
Quote #29798
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Quote #15657
Would you who judge of the lawfulness or unlawfulness of pleasure, take this rule;...
Quote #19662
He who shall introduce into public affairs the principles of primitive Christianity will change...
Quote #2817
I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see...