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Life is short; live it up.
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Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.
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One boy is more trouble that a dozen girls.
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Believe in something larger than yourself.
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Alas, poor Yorick I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm...
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A weapon is a device for making your enemy change his mind.
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If you have a brain in your head and feet in your shoes, you...
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Cheese, wine, and a friend must be old to be good.
Quote #3792
If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.