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There is a remedy for all things but death, which will be sure to...
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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a...
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I have the simplest of tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
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Be brief, for no discourse can please when too long.
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A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer...
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The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
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Before Elvis, there was nothing.
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Home-keeping youth have ever homely wits.
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Foolish men imagine that because judgment for an evil thing is delayed, there is...
Quote #7806
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...