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Life is too short to spend your precious time trying to convince a person...
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Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
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Anxiety is interest paid on trouble before it is due.
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Be wisely worldly, be not worldly wise.
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There is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that...
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If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop...
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To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.’
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Frank oh, say can you see, buy the dawn’s early light, what so proudly...
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On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created...
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After victory, tighten your helmet chord.