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Often people attempt to live their lives backwards; they try to have more things,...
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The reason that truth is stranger than fiction is that fiction has to have...
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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject...
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is...
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Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch.
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There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower...
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In the past decade or so, the women’s magazines have taken to running home-handyperson...
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The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion.
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The aggressive spirit, the offensive, is the chief thing everywhere in war, and the...
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On Fathers Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.