Quote #26334
If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
Quote #32453
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you get all wet.
Quote #939
Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.
Quote #34039
Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach...
Quote #25004
I do not believe today everything I believed yesterday I wonder will I believe...
Quote #1034
To thine own self be true -; And it must follow as the night...
Quote #1334
Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings.
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It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet...
Quote #24228
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself...
Quote #20098
A white wall is the fool’s paper.