Quote #7072
The appearance of right oft leads us wrong.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #2368
He who despises himself esteems himself as a self-despiser.
Quote #22734
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we...
Quote #11393
Cheese, wine, and a friend must be old to be good.
Quote #1373
Give me the splendid silent sun with all his beams full-dazzling.
Quote #31601
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Quote #11724
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
Quote #34012
I expect to pass through this world but once any good thing therefore that...
Quote #32186
Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you...