Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #29032
Stop thinking in terms of limitations and start thinking in terms of possibilities.
Quote #2449
Nothing is more powerful than an idea whose time has come.
Quote #18609
Forget regret, or life is yours to miss.
Quote #4672
Never give advice unless asked.
Quote #34807
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
Quote #13291
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
Quote #10151
If man could have half his wishes, he would double his troubles.
Quote #31345
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #31218
It doesn’t matter which side of the fence you get off on sometimes. What...