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I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
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Hallow the body as a temple to comeliness and sanctify the heart as a...
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In taking revenge, a man is but even with his enemy but in passing...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Everyone realized that Computervision stock was the golden goose. But one grabbed the leg,...
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People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
Quote #30450
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other...
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A good friend of my son’s is a son to me.
Quote #9387
Beauty is truth, truth beauty. That is all ye know, and all ye need...