Quote #26301
Automatic simply means that you can’t repair it yourself.
Quote #163
Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch...
Quote #23665
Green Goblin The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the...
Quote #33042
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #7040
Safeguard the health both of body and soul.
Quote #25775
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Quote #16121
Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other people without blushing.
Quote #28692
On the touchstone of misfortune a man discovers the strength of understanding and of...
Quote #25010
The freethinking of one age is the common sense of the next.
Quote #18337
I can’t listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer...