Quote #34790
A neurosis is a secret that you don’t know you are keeping.
Quote #19430
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #11957
A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.
Quote #30493
The only thing Earl Weaver knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn’t hit...
Quote #15403
A fellow who says he has never told a lie has just told one.
Quote #21370
At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those...
Quote #8863
You have to be careful who you let define your good.
Quote #33295
When your bow is broken and your last arrow spent, then shoot, shoot with...
Quote #18479
Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what...
Quote #10045
Filling a bookcase is like gathering a social circle.