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Every man has three characters: that which he exhibits, that which he has, and...
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Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
Quote #15432
He is not dead who departs from life with a high and noble fame;...
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To get the attention of a large animal, be it an elephant or a...
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Haste is good only in catching fleas.
Quote #6482
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded:...
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If a man aspires to the highest place, it is no dishonor to him...
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To live without killing is a thought which could electrify the world, if men...
Quote #5814
We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of...