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Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
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Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
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With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
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The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a...
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Great minds think alike.
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To think ill of mankind, and not to wish ill to them, is perhaps...
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First you imitate, then you innovate.
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Being a housewife and a mother is the biggest job in the world, but...
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Absence is to love what wind is to fire it extinguishes the small, it...