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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner, so if one’s life...
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We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others...
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My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a...
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.
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When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced Live your life so...
Quote #4937
A little more than kin, and less than kind.
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The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you...
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Words learned by rote a parrot may rehearse; but talking is not always to...
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As for courage and will – we cannot measure how much of each lies...