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Know from whence you came. If you know whence you came, there are absolutely...
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I know of no way to judge the future but by the past.
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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
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I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people’s accomplishments. The front...
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Be not so bigoted to any custom as to worship it at the expense...
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Do we, holding that gods exist, deceive ourselves with unsubstantiated dreams, and lies, while...
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Fine words and an insinuating appearance are seldom associated with true virtue.
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Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you’re...
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I...