Quote #25256
Here’s a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.
Quote #33358
This only is denied to God the power to undo the past.
Quote #118
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Quote #17600
After the cheers have died down and the stadium is empty, after the headlines...
Quote #11392
Not only are you anal, but you are anal about things most people have...
Quote #5232
I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep...
Quote #4910
There is occasions and causes why and wherefore in all things.
Quote #466
Until you lose your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was or...
Quote #20984
Excellent wretch Perdition catch my soul, But I do love thee and when I...
Quote #12323
The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.