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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and...
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In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o’clock in...
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I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.
Quote #17764
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress but...
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Every man should keep a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of...
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Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you...
Quote #9537
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Quote #19942
When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations.
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Genius might well be defined as the ability to makes a platitude sound as...
Quote #8119
Propaganda does not deceive people; it merely helps them to deceive themselves.