Quote #32494
I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on disk somewhere.
Quote #2076
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
Quote #26927
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
Quote #10672
The more things change, the more they remain… insane.
Quote #5173
The great enemy of clear language is insincerity.
Quote #2706
America is the greatest of opportunities and the worst of influences.
Quote #18633
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Quote #27298
The corporation has evolved to serve the interests of whoever controls it, at the...
Quote #2990
Men should not try to overstrain their goodness more than any other faculty.
Quote #22347
When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say,...