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Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere...
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You couldn’t even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
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Surely God causes the seed and the stone to sprout He brings forth the...
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When you take stuff from one writer it’s plagiarism but when you take it...
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Fiat justitia et pereat mundus.Let justice be done, though the world perish.
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A tactical retreat is not a bad response to a surprise assault, you know....
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The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.