Quote #1891
Democracy: The worship of jackals by jackasses.
Quote #4081
Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and girl should choose as...
Quote #19443
Tommy If I wanted a kiss I’d call your mother.
Quote #19159
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #18458
I believe it is an established maxim in morals that he who makes an...
Quote #15066
All my experience of the world teaches me that in ninety-nine cases out of...
Quote #15951
He who esteems trifles for themselves is a trifler; he who esteems them for...
Quote #179
History is more or less bunk.
Quote #20545
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
Quote #3493
I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all...