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Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it’s hard to get it back...
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The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which...
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Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is...
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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He who comes first, eats first.
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Nothing is really so poor and melancholy as art that is interested in itself...
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The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance;...
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I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
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Spalding Smails This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You’re probably...
Quote #28418
When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...