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I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then...
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Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like...
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Nothing endures but personal qualities.
Quote #6776
America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.
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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to...
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Horses lend us the wings we lack.
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America: the only country in the world where failing to promote yourself is regarded...
Quote #13948
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself.
Quote #25798
There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.
Quote #6217
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be...