Quote #1149
Alas, I am dying beyond my means.
Quote #28176
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
Quote #3689
I see music as the augmentation of a split second of time.
Quote #23964
If thou shouldst never see my face again,Pray for my soul. More things are...
Quote #4764
You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #19825
When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking...
Quote #27022
Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution.
Quote #28642
Just to be is a blessing. Just to live is holy.
Quote #2986
What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears...