Quote #11564
Aunt Marion was right… Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
Quote #16464
After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
Quote #11941
If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.
Quote #28230
There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
Quote #34166
What makes the engine go Desire, desire, desire.
Quote #29893
God knows that a mother needs fortitude and courage and tolerance and flexibility and...
Quote #18587
It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but...
Quote #28116
He is great enough that is his own master.
Quote #960
You can never get the smell of smoke out. Like the smell of failure...
Quote #2294
Gifts are like hooks.