Mark Twain Quote #2166 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But...
Tom Lehrer Quote #34220 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Real Live Preacher Quote #34586 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 EVERY path may lead you to God, even the weird ones. Most of us...
Jack Youngblood Quote #33265 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You learnt that, whatever you are doing in life, obstacles don’t matter very much....
Thomas Paine Quote #10723 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28177 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Samuel Johnson Quote #6752 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it...
Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote #16881 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions the surest poison is...
John Fellows Akers Quote #24763 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 After a heated argument on some trivial matter Nancy Astor . shouted, If I...