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Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #19950
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
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Broken promises don’t upset me. I just think, why did they believe me
Quote #10454
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns...
Quote #14594
Why be a man when you can be a success?
Quote #21777
Bed is the poor man’s opera.
Quote #4956
My words fly up, my thoughts remain below:Words without thoughts never to heaven go.
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The motto of chivalry is also the motto of wisdom; to serve all, but...
Quote #8408
We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.
Quote #5235
If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good!